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A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries
Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce
Essah: ayo what?
Rayhan: nah fam you're mad
Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.
This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.
'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'
'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'
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A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.
A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.
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A person whose significant other is in another country. Normally used in relation to those serving in the military and those married to someone serving in the military.
EX 1*-Person A: "She's hot!! Is she single?"
Person B: "Naw man. She's a geographical single, though."
EX 2*-Person A:"Hey, long time no see! Cute kids!Are you married now?"
Person B:"Eh, I'm a geographical single mom."
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Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
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N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.
Damn bitch, dem National Geographic nipples are fuckin freaky.
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The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
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