Gerardo

a little gay person who ruins your life because he is just so weird and does sexual jokes and thinks they are funny

me: Gerardo is a bad person

you: I know

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Gerardo

Someone who whines about completely irrelevant things

Man, he's being a total Gerardo about that cartoon skunk not being in the next cartoon

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Gerardo

A gay beaner that shows off his fortnite wins. Also likes sucking someone’s dick at lunch. You will easily see him from the distance due to his big massive head.

Gerardo: Woah! Just won a fortnite game with 3 kills! *takes picture and posts on snapchat*
Random: Dang that nigga head big asf! It’s probably Gerardo!

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Gerardo

A big fatass nigga who sweats alot and never passes on a sandwich. He loves to eat tacos on tuesdays, and he loves tits on mondays. Gerardo is the type of dude to go to your house and eat all your food. Gerardo is a sweaty ass bastard and is a pussy ass bastard. gerardo is the fattest of the fat and he will eat you if your not careful.

oh look you see that fatass over there. yup he's a gerardo for sure

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Gerardo

Someone who eats there gay friends out and says he has a massive cock but in reality he doesnt

Hey where is Gerardo
He is eating someone out

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Gerardo’s disease

A lifelong disease composed of symptoms that occur from dwarfism and retardation

Dale can’t go on the rides at the park because he has Gerardo’s disease

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Dirty Gerardo

An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.

In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.

“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”