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Germans are quite rational. Most of them think before they do anything; or try to, if possible. Therefore, they sometimes act cold. But they aren't. Most of them think a lot of old disciplines like honesty, accuracy and diligence. Sometime too much..
Germany has a lot of good people, art and music is loved; but there is a great influence of a suggested american lifestyle, suggested by bad hollywood films.

Nazi's are hated. They are mainly called as dump, rude and everytime able to club *anyone*. That can be a German too, the question is - if he's "in the way". In Germany, they're called "Neo-Nazi's", because they mainly don't have anything to do with Hitler. They use his' symbols, but they have different "aims".

By the way, I'm German, and I LOVE THIS language. It's because you can express a lot in "lyrical pictures":

"money-free"
You won't understand the word money-free, it doesn't exist. In German it is possible to mix both up, to get a complete new expression. Money=Geld, free=frei (it acts here as an adjective):

"Ich bin geldfrei!" means(with a comical sense): "I don't have money!". It isn't possible to say: I am(or have) money-free(which was the word-by-word translation).

And THATS the most beatiful thing in the german language! A fantastic, free use of words, which *make* new senses, and give excatly that expression, which is meant.

by German12 April 20, 2006

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German

A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 20, 2005

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german

ONLY THE PIMPEST PLACE IN THE WORLD AND THE TIGHTEST LANGUGE TO LEARN even tho i got kicked out!

I LOVE GERMAN and miss it 2

Frau: GUTEN MORGAN (tag) KLASSE
WOLFY: WTF EVER

by BIG D (david) May 4, 2005

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German

Someone of German descent; A common language spoken throughout Europe. Germans are NOT Nazis, or always Angry and Aggressive. In fact, French people tend to be more aggressive then Germans. Stop calling Germans angry or Nazis, because they aren't always angry and they NEVER WILL BE NAZIS AGAIN! They were FORCED to be Nazis because of Hitler's strong stranglehold on Germany.

Person 1: LOOLZ OMFG GRMANZ R SO NAZI N ANGY CUZ DEY WER NAZTS!!!!!111

Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!

by Fetus Bomber October 27, 2005

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german

Makers of the best firearms in the world.

1. The k98, mp40, mp5, and hk91 are all fine examples of german firearms.

2. The 9mm Luger, the most popular handgun cartridge in the world today, was invented by the germans.

by kojjak November 26, 2005

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German

Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.

Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck

by Sparkle Hitler December 30, 2017

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German

iT ISNT ONLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY
ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!

"Hello German are you from germany" "NO YOU IDIOT"

by You are from Vienna June 3, 2019