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An ugly toucan or sometimes referred to as a feral rat, that squawks and scavengers for food. He pretends people are non existent and is a lame sugar daddy. His nose is protruding from his stinky face like a toucan, in the jungle. Some people expplain him as medusa
"Eleftheria": You are as ugly as Gerry, you couger!
"Maya": Excuse me don't ever compare me to someone so ugly!
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To breakup with your girlfriend/boyfriend over Facebook by changing your status from in a relationship to single.
Horse: "Larry is listed as single!"
Starfish: "What? When? Why?"
Horse: "Sorry, girl you just got Gerried"
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A moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. One legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew Gerry.
I heard Chuck Norris shaved once... from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol' Chuck's floor grew a man. That man was Gerry's moustache.
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A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.
Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor?
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.
Can also be used as a verb.
When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.
Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
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Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
My friend was into older women, he couldn’t get enough Gerry Cherry.