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about 18ish years
SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
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Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."
Me:"Where are you going dad."
Dad:"I am going to get some milk."
An expression used by Matthew rowe to his son in a fit of rage, causing several of his children to be permanently scared.
*Greg sleeping* Matthew rowe ‘GET THE MILK!’
2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns
2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”
“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”
The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers
I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years