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when giving someone a blowjob right after anal sex.
After I pulled my dick out of her ass she gave me a dirty gherkin.
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Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.
Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."
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having a wank
i was jerkin the gherkin last night
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When someone or something is "off the gherkin" they are crazy, or doing something unconventional. When someone is described as "off the gherkin" they are doing something they wouldn't normally do, or something that could be considered out of character and strange.
Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.
"Oh wow Tommy is screaming in the Walmart, he is so off the gherkin."
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"This function is off the gherkin."
This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend
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The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. The Newdle is a narrow, ribbon like strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water. The hybrid Gherkin Newdle, is most commonly known as Jeabba but is also and most commonly referred to as Jeanna.
Jeanna is a gherkin newdle.
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