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Toby is the gayest person you will ever meet. He loves men so much and sucks them off
Oh look it’s the gay boy Toby gilligan
When taking a shit, there is too much crap, thats fills up from the bottom and then makes an Island.
I took such a big crap, it made a Gilligan's Island.
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When sitting in a bathtub, you pull a fly's wings off, and let the wingless fly crawl around on the tip of your penis, which is protruding out of the water.
"I was so bored that I did a Gilligan's Island in the bathtub.
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"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"
The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"
"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"
"Oh, Skipper!"
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Where the guy eats the food, then poops it back out, then the girl eats it.
We're stranded on a island, so steve took a gilligan steamer to conserve food for marsha.
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1. n. An old show from the 60's that featured dumbasses that crashed a ship and didn't bring the telegraph with them to the island.
2. v. Whacking off a Nurse
3. adj. Ugly
1. Gilligan's Island was so fucking stupid!
2. Person 1 : Did you hear about Jesse?
Person 2 : Ya! He got caught by the principal giving the School Nurse a Gilligan's Island!
Person 1 : I heard he does it all the time.
Person 2 : I heard the Nurse PAYS FOR THAT!
Person 1 : Oh I'm so doing it next!
3. OMG! Bobby is so Fucking Gilligan's Island.
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