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Ginger is the god of gingers. Like gingers he has all the same features, he is just more awesome then his normal counterparts. Some may know him as Dylan, but that is just the name of his human vessel.
Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.
Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!
Person 2: That's terrible!
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The word used to describe red-heads in a derogatory way. Its the red heads nigger, the words are simmiler. They are not crackas or niggers they are gingers.
Black guy: switch the n and the g and your just like me
Ginger: yeah i know
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"Ginger" is a name given to a homosapian with ginger hair. "gingers" can range with a variety of hair shades e.g. Auburn, Strawberry Blonde & Firey red. NATURAL GINGERS have golden highlights & lowlights in their hair. "gingers" without the highlights tend to have dyed it ginger. Gingers are by fact, quite short tempered and aggresive. I am aswell, but i try and control it. What the youth of today don't realise is that gingers DO have souls and are NOT creatures of the night & so on, and so forth. That is infact and LIE brought to attention by south park. Some tan, some don't, some have freckles, some don't. Just because people say they have to refer to a certain skin tone and or appearance, doesn't make it true. We do have feelings aswell. Aswell as this, gingers are well known to be quite slim, and sexy, or cute and bubbley. Or all four. ANyone who picks on a ginger, are normally jealous of our indevidual/unique look. AND NO! OUR GINGER RACE IS NOT IN DANGER OF EXTINCTION!!! there are more of us than you think... Most dye their hair a different colour because of people who bully them about it...
Blonde: *Hahahahah* Look at CARROT TOP"
Ginger: *breaks legs* I'd rather be ginger than an idiotic bimbo like yourself.
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Ginger is the sweetest but stubbornest girl around if u fuck with her she will fuck with you beware friendship is her key keep a good relationship with her if u want to keep ur head. But as much as she seems a strong head shes the sweetest shes shy to if she falls for u or trusts you and you hurt her u will brake her u will crush her she can easily have a hurt heart
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A woman with red hair. The colour of the hair can range from a strawberry blonde through auburn, flaming red and copper. Redheads with green eyes are often considered to have very high sex drives, and men will often speculate as to whether or not she is a 'natural redhead', that is, with ginger pubic hair as well.
Mmm... look at that hot ginger!
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A beautiful colour of hair, which most people envy so gingers get mocked. Many guys find ginger girls the sexiest, blondes 2nd and brunettes 3rd.
Phil: "Dam that ginger girl is hot!"
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pale freckles ginger hair but in actual fact when on RADIO 1 the most listened to radio station in Britain they had a ginger evening loads of people texted in saying that a ginger was the best they ever had and will have..
gingers are getting there own back
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