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You go up to a girl's door(a complete stranger) and ring the doorbell. when she answers, you ask in a high voice "wanna buy some cookies?" she then invites you in and you proceded to fuck her in the asshole.
I went to this bitch margie's house and gave her the most chocolate-y girl scout cookie ever.
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The phenomena that occurs when a young woman doesn't know how to deal with her slightly wavy hair. She obviously has no handle on flat irons or curling irons, so her hair is constantly slightly wavy, like a young elementary school girl scout's hair. Usually an insult, but also can occur when bad weather gets the best of someone's hair.
Oh gosh. It's so humid outside. My hair was straight earlier, but now it's doing the girl scout wave.
Emily doesn't know how to fix her hair. It's such a girl scout wave.
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Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
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When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense
*Ding Dong*
Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring
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an uncommon phrase used to say goodbye to friends that are of the female gender. Word to your mother commonly follows this phrase.
"Bye chicka."
"Peace out girl scout, word to your mother."
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A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.
When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.
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A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
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