Pulled a Giuliani

When you're trying to act collected but a fart slips out.

"Smells like someone just pulled a Giuliani in here, open a window!"

Rusty Giuliani

When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job

Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint

Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

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Giuliani Partners

Two cousins who have a sexual relationship with each other.

Oh? Those two? Yeah they’re Giuliani Partners.

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Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani

One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.

This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!

Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani

The Mobster in Chief’s pet nickname for his current personal attorney-fixer since Rudy has been, just like Batman’s Joker, hired by New York City mob bosses, has a deep desire to upset the social order, a warped sense of humor, and is motivated by his own inner chaos, inhumanity and love of anarchy.

It’s clear that Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani is the newest trumpuppet and desperate fall guy for the Flag Fucker in Chief as we watch him finally begin to circle the drain and head for the comfy Otisville celebrity slammer in New York to join his good old buddy, Michael Cohen.

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