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The act of punching with such force, that faces are obliterated upon contact. The Gladie Punch has been known to cause shockwaves that affect multiple people. Gladie Punches can only be done by Gladie.
Dude, Tom just got Gladie Punched and now he can't move his face.
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A road-weary motorcycle gang of white collar criminals, composed of Marty Cardy, Johnny Flynn and Jake Priddy.
They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."
If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").
They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
Oh no, pa, the Gladys Knights are coming to town. Hide your W2's!
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Refusing to do what’s needed in a serious situation with disastrous consequences, due to baseless overconfidence and wanting to avoid proving your critics right.
Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
We told him to get a proper mechanic instead of doing a DIY job, but he insisted on doing a Gladys and now the dipstick needs to buy a whole new engine.
Rhyming slang for shite.
Is there a toilet near? I'm bursting for a Gladys Knight!!
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A liberal party idiot who didn't put New South Wales into lockdown when they first got a case of Covid-19 & now has spread the virus to the rest of Australia, despite this prime minister who is also a liberal party scumbag still supports her.
Guy 1: New South Wales has it pretty hard
Guy 2: Blame Gladys Berejiklian
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Dressing your girl / guy up like your grandmother, with thick glasses (preferably with chains), and a crocheted greay sweater, then proceeding to soak her with a thick frothy stream of urine.
"Woah, todd, i totally gave Melissa a hot gladys last night."
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When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.
Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”
Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”