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Glock

good luck cock-
for special occasions in which flowers or wine just won't do

I drew a Glock on Jon's yearbook

by jamaican me crazy bitch December 6, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


glock

An object that is kept by the penis.

I keep the glock by the PENIS.

by Anonymous1741 July 19, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao November 3, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


glocked

Hit, or punched

If I see a clown he's getting glocked

by im.a.flop October 26, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glock

Noun: a gun for those who are practical.
I see alot of Glock bashing in favor of Sig's but lets be honest, for the price of a sig you can get 2 glocks, in the same caliber, you can also get replacement parts for about 1/4 the price. If your sig has a serious malfunction and you have to take it to a gunsmith you will have to do some deep digging to find a sig certified armorer, whereas glock armorers are a dime a dozen I know 6 of them without trying to find one. I am not arguing that a sig is a bit more accurate than the glock, thats a fact, however the accuracy difference is unnoticable at closer ranges (the ones that happen in real life like 25ft) The glock is easily the most reliable handgun on the market today with a larger mag capacity than sig or baretta and is the easiest on your wallet. It also requires less Preventive maintenance than any other gun. Everytime I hear about a jam or a malfunction with a glock, it's because someone didn't read the owners manual and applied gun grease or someone over oiled it, or hasn't cleaned it in 25 yrs(no shit actually happened...to a cop no less.) I am not saying its the best gun ever, but for CCW purposes and constant use, it is the best option for most. However if your a competition shooter and money is limitless, go sig or custom 1911.

I went shooting with a bunch of friends, who gave me no end of shit about owning a Glock not a sig. after 100 rounds the first sig jammed and needed a thourogh cleaning. after 500 rounds the second sig got a bullet lodged in the barrel and had to be taken out of commission for the day. after 2000 rounds the glock hadn't jammed and we were out of ammo.

by Cheif smackaho August 29, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glock

To take, consume, watch, or any other general interaction with anything.

Yo' man you should let me glock on that good dutch.

by Cheeeeh March 15, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


glock

A semi-automatic pistol, available in 9mm, .40S&W, .45ACP, .380 auto, 10mm auto and .357 Sig.

Used by the Victorian (Australian) Police and is known for its reliability, yet in the internet multiplayer game, Counter Strike, is known as the worse gun avalible. Other functions of the gun include Semi-automatic and burst firle

That n00b bought the glock.

by Leemin November 3, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž