glow

a herpes bump on your body that glows in the dark

You got a big ass glow on yo face!

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Glow in the dark

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".

You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

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Glows in the dark

Someone who presents red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust that guy, he glows in the dark AF.

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Glow in the dark

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.

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Glow in the dark

People who work for the CIA.

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.

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Mexi-glow

The unmistakable scent of Mexican food that stubbornly clings to one's clothes, hair, and/or skin after dining at a Mexican restaurant. Individuals who fall victim to Mexi-glow tend to possess a 1 - 2 foot atmospheric radius of Mexican food odor around his or her person. Mexi-glow typically lasts longer than a 24 hour period before gradually wearing off; but, in some cases, it has been reported to linger on clothing for over a fortnight (particularly jackets).

Michael: What is wrong with you?

Blake: A baby behind me at Avogadro's got fajitas. It's the Mexi-glow, I have it.

Michael: What a jerk.

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Glow Up

A Glow Up is a mental, physical, and an emotional transformation for the better. Glow Ups can be both natural or planned. As well as being gradual and permanent, or fast and temporary.

She has really had a glow up since the last time I saw her!

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