glump

a combination of moody and down in the dumps and gloomy.

Jaida was all glump today.

glump

means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

Glump

An unmeasured scoop of a viscous substance that holds it form

I asked for a glump of mayo on my sandwich.

Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.

You are looking extremely glump today.

Glump/ing

I first heard the word glump in mid 90’s as it was referred to as to cum. Glumping is a verb, used in a sentence “oh baby I’m going to glump...oh god I’m glumping!!”

Glump/ing. Verb . As to Ejaculate
Oh god I’m going to glump!
Baby I’m “glumping”rite now.
I just”glumped” in my pants

Being defined as to ejaculation, orgasm, cumming

Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.

My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"