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The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.
"Why did you decide to learn German"?
"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."
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You will do what you say you will do!
Don't worry, I'll remember our agreement, "I won't go to sleep on you."
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"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens
"I'm going to ben 10 you" is a commonly used phrase, however its meaning is not what some think. To ben 10 someone means to turn into a monster and brutally ravage their backside(their buttcheeks).
"What did you just say? I'm going to ben 10 you for that"
"Dude did you just ben 10 that girl last night??"
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A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."
Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*
Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.
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The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.
Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.
Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.
~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~
Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.
Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.
Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.
Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!
Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.
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