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The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."
Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie
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Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.
Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.
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A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.
Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....
A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.
Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex
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another term for masturbation , or jackin off
Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie
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Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask
Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask
A person who defends their taint.
She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.