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something you suck on for awhile
"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"
When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it
I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper
When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus
"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"
Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob
My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.
When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz
Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!
It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.
My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.