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God Bless America

An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.

Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!

by False-Profit May 12, 2011

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Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

by olliedidthis April 7, 2018

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God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...

God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

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good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

by rhsone April 7, 2018


Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith April 7, 2018


Good Morning & God Bless

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.

John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!

by kboof April 7, 2018


God Bless Your Soul

When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.

Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.

by Erin W September 25, 2009

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