A person who is always late, never ready on time and cancels on plans last minute.
can't believe you just pulled a Godfrey on me.
Basically your local nitty, will shag for a mars bar and a 50p energy drink. Often found vibing outride Sainsbury's local on multiple Class a drugs hurling abuse at passes by. In conclusion basically a massive slag on pingers 24 / 7
Friend : Don't go over there!
Friend 2 : Why?
Friend : Godfrey is over there
Friend : Oh shit!
A man with a big cock who is a sexy Mexican. I mean seriously, this guy’s cock is so big and beautiful it’s a sight to behold. It’s practically alive at all times. Not quite as hard as a rock but pretty stiff. He’s also functionally Jesus and has a cult that is growing. Hail our lord and savior Kyler!!!
A Gay tall kid that looks like a tooth pick
he almost ckoked to death on his dads cum
Leave me alone your being such a Ricky Godfrey
A small man who bums men called Will Hudson he also has a sexy cat called marlon
Who the fuck is dan Godfrey
Dno sexy cat tho
The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.
Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them