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A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”
“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
Basacly a basic white girl but nicer and Probably bi or lesbian (or more).
If you say "wanna go to target" the golden retriever gf would be absolutely happy with this, so treat them nicely
“Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!
“Just say you like white boys emily”
A really stupid term people should stop using.
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
a masculine lesbian who IS actually happy and smiles around the people who she loves. she will always be happy and optimistic. probably a hufflepuff and an enfp/estp. pls treat them well
person 1: “what do you call a happy masc lesbian who actually shows emotion?”
person 2: “oh, you mean a golden retriever masc lesbian!”
Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."
a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi
"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"