Goldman

Somebody who is often wrong and likes to eat penis

Look at Goldman😂😂😂.

Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.

Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.

The Goldman

when playing pool it is when one takes a shot and leaves nothing for the next shot

-Damn it, I put down the three and now I am stuck behind the eight ball.
-The Goldman