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A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
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someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.
Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.
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A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.
I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.
When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.
Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
If a nigga put a golfer emoji. He tryna fukk. He put two? Him and his niggas tryna fukk
me and my niggas tryna fukk(two den golfer emojis)
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one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????
You are a total midnight golfer now
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