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Noun.
1. n. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings'. See also Smeagol.
2. n. A person who is very keen for marriage, usually a woman.
3. v. To desire something intensly.
Alice is a nice girl and all but shes a bit of a gollum
I'd gollum a pizza right now.
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Walking around hunched over. Saying "my precious" and hanging around dark locations like under bridges / in caves or alleys.
Retard: Did you hear about the new viral fad, batmanning?
BadAss: Batmanning is so 10 minutes ago. I'm golluming...my precious
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handsome and wonderful character of lord of the rings, he's got a capital importance in the movie. I just love him, he is the true hero of the film and he deserves better than pity!
Gollum, stop bitting my finger! (frodo)
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A guy who lives with his mom, has no job, no car, no life, and no prospects, yet still thinks he's better than you.
Obssessed with hanging around you and constantly trying to impress you with things you know he hasn't done.
"Did you hear that Bob was talking about how he was gonna go to New York this weekend?"
"Yeah, right. The guy can't even afford a bus ticket. He's such a gollum, he's probably gonna ask me for a ride."
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a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.
hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!
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Character from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. Schizophrenic and sexually frustrated. Alter ego, Smegel (the good one)
Gollum: Master betrayed us! We must kill him!
Smegel: We can't kill master! We loves him.
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Horny crack head who sucked on Frodo's finger all night long (since Frodo has no cock)
LET'S WATCH TEH GOLLUM SEX TAPE LOL!!!!111!!!111lol
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