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An Disney Channel actress.Good friends with other Disney Channel stars like Miley Cyrus,Emily Osment,Demi Lovato,and all the rest of them.She is friends with Miley Cyrus,even though they played enemies on Hannah Montana,Is a singer,and sang the theme song to her new show on Disney Channel,Wizards of Waverly Place
Everything is not what it seems,does Alex(Selena Gomez) know that!
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When you defocate into saran wrap, form into a dildo, freeze, use on your partner or yourself, or both, and enjoy.
Pull that cold gomez from the freezer and send it back where it came from!
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I don't understand why so many people hate her. She is very pretty and a MILLION times better then that slut "Hannah Montanna" Miley IthinkIamallthatandabagofshit. Selena is a talented actress but I do agree she isnt the best singer but she is still good. She is one of the few Disney teen stars that has a good head and heart and sticks to her Texas roots.
People who hate her: Selena Gomez is a slut!
Me: What has she done to show she is a slut?
People who hate her: Selena Gomez is the next Miley!
Me: What has she done to PROVE that?
People who hate her: Selena Gomez is...
Me: Shut the fuck up! Selena Gomez hasn't done a damn thing to prove that she is a slut or she is the next Miley. Fuck you son of a bitches and get a life.
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A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.
"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."
"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"
"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."
almost exactly the same as a dirty sanchez, but instead of leaving a mustache on the partner you smudge a tear drop mark under their eye.
i think you have some mascara smudged on your face
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!
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Teen actress/singer who can't really act or sing well, but at least seems to have her feet on the ground and a good head on her shoulders.
She is pretty and down-to-earth and not annoying.
Girl 1: I loooooove Selena Gomez.
Girl 2: She's okay. At least she's not annoying like Miley Cyrus and doesn't put off a slut vibe.
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the hottest girl ever!!!!!
selena gomez is hot and needs no example
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