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$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.
Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!
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When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.
Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.
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The one who is faster then Sonic and who some wackos get offended by because of some sterio-type whinningness
if youre offended about how Speedy represents people from mexico GET A LIFE!!!!
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when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings
u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier
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When you finger your girl's pussy as fast as you can while shouting Spanish words that mean "excitement" or "go."
She said she was getting bored of the same acts all the time so I suggested that we tried the Speedy Gonzales
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Like a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side....
"what's a 'fudgie gonzales'?"
"imagine a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side."
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