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Delicious food and the only thing from Canada I really do not like. It can't at all sing like Alanis Morissette, and that woman has a very angelic voice
A goose makes a delicious Christmas dish
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A person who ruins all fun, who is uncool and generally awkward, which makes other people feel awkward around them.
As geese (the animal) are obnoxious, loud and on the whole annoying, they are the definitive anti-bro who goes against all fun-having.
Bro1: So I was rocking this one party the other night, man and bro, it was sweet. That is until Arthur showed up.
Bro2: Why, what happened, man?
Bro1: He called the cops as soon as we started playing beer-pong, we all had to run for it.
Bro2: What a goose!
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An individual who tells Lies (stories).
Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!
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A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.
A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?
Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.
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Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
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Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.
Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?
Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.
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