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.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.
I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.
a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.
Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."
You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.
Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.
An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.
Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?
When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants
“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”
Forget the love piston, I want me a good gourd to make 'em moan.