gran slap

When a gran slaps you with her moist breast

Ouch you gran slapped me

Hacked by gran

Someone that doesn't want do do anything fun or vagley dangerous

Darcey Man U hacked by gran ?

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

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my gran

a word used to make people laugh alot.
or can be an insult

Holly;Hiya what did u do last night
Cherry;My Gran
Holly;What u doing tonight
Cherry;My Gran
Holly; Stop saying my gran
Cherry;My Gran

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Gran-dayy

Gran•day
Gran-dayy is a celebrated day in which the Grim Reaper of all memes Grandayy submits a video/image relating to a popular meme which inevitably kills the meme.

Person 1: “Happy Gran-dayy!”
Person 2 : “Uh oh what meme was killed today?”

Person 1 : “Oh it was that Penis music meme.”

Person 2 : “What a shame, I liked that one.”

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Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.