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A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"
When you put duck tape on your balls and take it of after about 15 min they become wrinkly
I was in sauna with this guy and hes balls looked like grandfather's bags
The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.
“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”
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a big hangy thing that ticks when it swings
A HUGE DICK (swings like a grandfather clock)
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When your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period.you then convince her to let you pull out her tampon with your teeth, you then sit on her chest and hold her arms down as you proceed to swing the blood soaked plug over her face like a pendulum
I gave Kristi a grandfather clock today
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When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
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