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a term used to describe a person who hops grass around, or transports marijuana from place to place
"Did you know Mary Jane's new boyfriend is a grasshopper?"
"Lucky bitch.. He must be a fireball in bed."
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Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"
"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"
A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.
After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*
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When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.
After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
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Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION
"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"
"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)
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Young grasshopper a term used for a young apprentice in traing by the wise mantis to become wise and mighty.
Man mattys was wasted latsnight hes such a young grasshopper
patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.
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/หษกrasหhรคpษr-ฤซz/
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Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".
Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.