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A 2008 presidential candidate that has some of the most radical policy changes. Included are legalizing marijuana and lowering the drinking age to 18. Of course people don't like these things and so will never vote for him.
Ah well Mike Gravel, I'll still vote for you.
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A chick with a cellulite coated ass, full of dimples. It looks like she just was sitting in a gravel driveway.
That chick in the red bikini looked good from the front, then she walked past and I saw she had a gravel driveway.
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When you fuck a girl hard outside on the ground, its called a gravel fuck, because when they get up they have gravel stuck to their ass.
Dude, last night Sheila and I couldn't even make it into the house, I just gravel fucked her right there in the driveway.
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When two or more people get into a heated argument, leave the building (bar/tavern), and fight in the driveway or parking lot. Gravel dances are most commonly found in small towns and rural areas.
"Oh gosh, looks like Billy and Bob are about to gravel dance again. That's the third night this week!"
Melissa has a huge gravel pit! You could get lost in that thing!
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The horribly painful rash one gets after tripping and falling, or 'pavement surfing' as it's often called.
"I fell on my face and now I have gravel rash on my face, down my arm, down my leg and on my arse"
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A road cyclist who spontaneously takes up gravel riding in an effort to be cool and different won't and shut up about it. Gravel Privateers will be sure to volunteer about their newfound identity via many Strava and Instagram posts.
Victor: I just bought a $9,000 gravel bike. I am a Gravel Privateer!
Jeremy: Me too. I'm a Cat 5 racer, but I'm actually a part time Gravel Privateer myself.
Dat: Hey guys, I'm riding the river trail tomorrow with the road group, want to join?
Jeremy and Victor: Sorry, can't make it because training for our first Belfian Waffle. Road cycling in lame. We are Gravel Privateers now :)~
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