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The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket
"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"
"why are you putting your seat belt on?"
"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"
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When you are driving with your friends and you are bored so you decide to get intentionally lost by following the green lights you run into. The rules are as follows. 1. If you hit a red light you must turn right. 2. If you run into a left turn yield you have the option of choosing to drive straight or turn left. 3. If there is a green left turn light then you must turn left. 4. If you get stopped at the last minute by a yellow light then continue in the direction you were intending to go. 5. Enjoy getting lost.
Hey man I'm bored. Green light game?
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a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
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A mutually agreed upon list, be it a formal written list or a spoken understanding, between a person and his/her significant other, of generally unattainable people, typically celebrities or public figures, with whom that person may deviate from the relationship on a single occasion, without reprisal, if the unlikely opportunity were to present itself.
My wife's pissed that I banged Alicia. She refuses to honor my green light list. (Here's lookin' at you, Swizz Beatz!)
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a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
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A red light with no one around.
i was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)
An extremely hot girl, who goes for any advancing sexual acts that you propose to her. Extremely easy to get, but not necessarily considered a slut by guys. This girl is just down for whatever.
"Hey James, did you get Kim to do the upside down in a hammoc sex thing with you?" "Yeah man it was easy!, she's a total Green-Light Girl!"
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