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A sexy beast, lovely little fella of whom I had vigorous sex with Tuesday of last week
William Griffiths: hello
Me: sex pls
A gay girl, likes licking bum holes and is a bumboy
She Loves to eat nan so be careful whilst your grandparents are around her
Just ignore her if she's being a bit crazy, should be in a mental asylum
She's super gay and likes to have 3 somes
She has a big crush on Martel Baker
Gaygiel
I can't believe that maddie Griffiths
has friends, everybody likes her nan
The act of fornicating with a sheep close to the edge of a cliff - The sheep (because of its fear of being pushed over the cliff) will push back harder, thus enhancing the sexual pleasure of the perpetrator.
Farmer 1: I'm taking Flossie out for a date tonight, but lately she's been a bit lifeless in the sack - how can I liven things up a bit?
Farmer 2: You should try a Risky Griffiths - that should make her a bit more animated!
Definately the hottest and sweetest girl to ever walk the earth!!!! Besides that shes got skillz fo'teal!
Dude Mackenzie is wearin a skirt today! Are you fo'teal?
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When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.
He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.
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Most beautiful girl anyone will ever meet. Amazing, kind, pretty, thin, perfect.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world to be going out with Lauren Griffiths
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A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.
Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.
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