Synonym for Etymologist
My son is studying to be a Grimble, I'm so disappointed
A guy that is only hot when you are drunk.
That guy gave me shots, and I texted him the next day. But after seeing him sober, I realized he was such a grimble!
Just a little guy, small or petite in stature who tends to get up to some risky or not so morally inclined business.
Me and my mates stumbled across a grimble or two that we had to take care of before we could explore the dungeon
To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.
As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.
When Christmas wrapping paper becomes wet and then dries out. It doesn't become crumbled but Grimbled.
The husband went to extra lengths to prove to his wife that Grimbled is infact a word when using it in a conversation.
When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”
“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”
“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”