Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

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grow a set

Insult used to describe a male who is acting in a weak, vacillating or timid manner.

Meant to imply that in order to gain courage the person named needs to develop a "set" of testicles. See get a pair.

David"I'd like to ask Jane out, but . . "
Chris"Oh, grow a set and ask her, will you?"

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Grow a tail

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

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grow-op

noun.

Short form for "grow operation." Usually an extremely large warehouse set up to grow massive hydroponic quantities of marijuana.

The cops busted a massive grow-op in Toronto.

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Growing Antlers

Phrase means horny, as antlers are a type of horn. Sexually aroused.

I hope Julie's off her period by the weekend. I haven't gotten muff all week and I'm growing antlers just thinking about it.

Grow a Pair

Telling someone they don't have the balls that they SHOULD have to do something "manly"

Usually a conversation between 2 or more guys.

Jake: I really like Mikayla, but I don't think she would go out with me...
John: Stop being a pussy, grow a pair and ask her out!

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growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

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