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Guitar Hero

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.

Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;

by Da Milkman June 5, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guitar Hero

When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.

Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

by Window Licker 6 9 June 13, 2018


Guitar Hero

A word which, when mentioned, causes insecure guitarists to moan like cynical old people.

'Have you played Guitar Hero ?'

'No thats rubbish, I can play a real guitar. You just play that because.... blah blah blah

by Stewart William Tuckwood January 5, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guitar Hero

A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.

Good Song Plays

Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.

Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.

by AnalRape July 23, 2007

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Guitar Hero

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.

Guitar Hero is fucking awesome!

by PI55 September 2, 2018

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Guitar Hero

DDR for your fingers. Has spawned an obsession over the entire country. 15 year olds who have never touched a real guitar consider it to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Guitar Hero is overrated.

by dasu dasu spinning flip etc October 28, 2007

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Guitar Hero

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.

GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."

by qAaRoN April 25, 2007

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