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When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.
Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.
Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?
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1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.
"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
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Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.
Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.
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Wow! That guy in the stair well is a total GUITARD! Did I just say guitard?
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Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.
Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.
23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
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someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.
"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"
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lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.
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