GUItard

Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.

Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.

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Guitard

A retard holding a guitar!

Wow! That guy in the stair well is a total GUITARD! Did I just say guitard?

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guitarded

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

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guitarded

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.

"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

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guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

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Guitarded

some one who thinks they can play the guitar but really suck ass...

damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit

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guitarded

One who is completely lacking in Guitar Hero skills.

Dude, is that guy drunk or is he just guitarded?

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