guitar

1. A multiple-stringed instrument (usually 6,7, or 12 strings) that either uses a hollow wooden body to resonate sound waves or uses a solid wooden body in conjunction with electro-magnets.

2. A girl on 404 Error.

1. Jimi Hendrix is one of thebest guitarists of our time.

2. Guitar's boyfriend has an uncanny resemblance to Jesus.

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guitar

A 6, 7, or 12 stringed instrument which is about 3 ft long, and is very popular to play. If you are right-handed, you play chords with your left hand by arranging your fingers in different patterns along the frets, and strum it with your right hand.

I am learning to play the guitar.

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guitar

An instrument which guys use to play pop songs down on the Ocean City boardwalk for the sole purpose of getting pussy.

Blues guitar kicks your ass!

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guitar

one of the best, and most popular instruments in the world. many of the worls most famous musicians are guitarists, like Jimi Hendrix. Everyones heard of him, right?

there are also some variations like the bass and 7 or 12 string versions

(at a concert)
guy 1: that solo looks easy, man
guy 2: anyone here tonight could play that, coz everyone plays guitar!

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guitar

the ultamite sex and STD magnet

fanboy 1: dude dave is a dam guitar god, he gets so much ass from his skills

fanboy 2: ya but i doubt hell make it past 40, u hear hes got the clap, aids, Chlamydia, crabs, herpies. (feel free to insert any other STD u may know of)

groupie: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

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Guitar

A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten

-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-sweet
-i know rock on man

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Guitar

A guitar is the sexiest instrument ever. Chicks dig guitars.
It is also a stringed musical instrument with a long, fretted neck, a flat, somewhat violinlike body, and typically six strings, which are plucked with the fingers or with a plectrum.
And A musical instrument having a flat-backed rounded body that narrows in the middle, a long fretted neck, and usually six strings, played by strumming or plucking.

Lean your body forward slightly to support the guitar against your chest, for the poetry of the music should resound in your heart.

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