HP

A computer such as the "hp pavilion mx90"
OR it could mean hairy penis/pussy

Alex:Hey, dude do you have an HP?

Brandon: yes.

Alex: eww...........

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HP

Acronym for "Hinge Problem" or "Heat Problem".

"Just got me a HP laptop, the monitor snapped off after 3 seconds of usage and the CPU temperature exceeded that of a neutron star during startup. I should've gotten a ThinkPad instead."

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HP

Hangover Poo, the nasty shits you have the morning after a big night out

Mate i had a nasty HP this morning!

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Hp

Short for Houseparty (a Group FaceTime app)

Yo whats up anyone wanna hp

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HP

Abbreviation for Hit Parader, a hard rock music magazine.

I really love the articles in HP this month!

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HP

The abbreviation for "Human Playback", which is a setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it.

HP can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of HP styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.

Josh added HP to his jazz composition and he liked how the tempo was swinged.

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HP

Hispanic Panic: a situation that confronts emergency personel (ei. paramedics, firefighters...) when dealing with many hispanic patients. It includes a pronounced over-reation to any situation no matter how minor the problem.

That family reacted like someone died when that 18 year old stubbed his toe...total HP!!!

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