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Definition 1: helicopter mom, overprotective mother
Definition 2: cunt, bitch, asshole mother, Sarah Palin, brat, whore, idiot
Samantha's mother: My sweet daughter has been so fucking nice to you, NO LONGER! You are asking for it! All hell is going to break loose! I am calling your parents!
Barry: Will you shut up, you are being such a ten Hagen-Rosen right now!
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I WANT TO BREED HIM TO THE SPEED OF SOUND
marius von hagen: hi miss
me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE
i want to breed him to the speed of sound
marius von hagen: hi miss
rosa: marius! von! hagen!
also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)
marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!
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The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.
If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.
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A really sweet boy who’s loyalty is unimaginable. His handsomeness will draw you in immediately, his heart will make you stay forever. The bond with a Hagen is as real as it gets. Once you get one, never let him go because he will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
A boy with blonde hair is mega fye!!! Don’t make him mad or be annoying around him or he won’t like you very much. He is cute but short so he gets the description “he’ll be cute in high school when he grows. He has his player moments some times. He is pretty smart and nice. He may be a player without a girl but once he gets one he is the most loyal person