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A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.
Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.
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When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount
"You're not feelin' that girl?"
..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"
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1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick
-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...
-is that why he married that whore from michigan?
-yeah
-he is a haggard queer
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When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit
Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.
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Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.
This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.
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a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.
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Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.
Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.
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