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Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''
a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.
his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!
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someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.
aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty
Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!
An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis
OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!
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A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.
That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!
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When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.
The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.
This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.
This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
Douche example:
*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!
In a conversation:
Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.
Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!
In the street:
Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.