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Dirty Hagrid

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

by Kyle Donahue September 7, 2011

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Ps1 hagrid

The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November

Tyler β€œomg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake β€œdude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler β€œoh yeah”

by TI-36X Pro Calculator November 10, 2019

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Hagrid's Arse

a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.

Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!

by SASHHHHHHH August 12, 2011

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Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019


A Gang of Hagrids

A gathering of tough looking motorcycle riders who travel with pets.

We drove past a gang of Hagrids. They all had tiny dogs in carriers on their motorcycles.

by Asificareokido June 28, 2017


hagrid's beard

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

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Mad Hagrid

An evil Hagrid imposter that appears in JClayton 1994 YTP and kills everyone.

"I'm Rubeus fuckin' Hagrid, I'm mad and hairy, I'm a cunt, I'm keeper of coke at Hogwarts." -- Mad Hagrid

by XXXXYYYY March 29, 2022

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