haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

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poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

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Haiku anarchist

(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.

Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!

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crowd haiku

a cool but imature website

POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN

ugh this is one of the thing you would only see on crowd haiku

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hillbilly haiku

A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.

This is a hillbilly haiku.

Dead dogs
Dead, dead dogs.

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The Haiku Project

The Haiku Project is an ongoing project that consists of pictures and words, combined to make beautiful/funky-fresh/fun/melancholy/"deep" "projects."

Fans submit haikus to The Haiku Project... then, those haikus get combined with really cool images to make them haiku art!