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when something is rill as hale it is totally legit and badass.
person one: that new L.A. Rams joint is the bees knees!
person two : yeah, it's rill as hale!
person three : it's shamelessly tite.
Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day.
Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers"
Mr Hales - "No dude - I am totally Haled Out from what you put me through last night"
Tom- "You really need to quit getting so Haled Out"
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Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”
“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”
“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”
“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
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(Fictional) Helicopter obsessed, eccentric, lovable HHTV reporter who presents potted histories at high speed on Horrible Histories. Also known as the Silver Fox, Bob Hale is portrayed by the actor Laurence Rickard (in heavy prosthetic make-up in series 2, 3 and 4).
"And now over to Bob Hale with the Civil War Report."
A all boy school located in England, Hertfordshire, Hertford Town. Another nickname for this school is Dicky Hale. The school is 400 years old and claims to be excellent...which it's not, as half the teachers don't know how to teach. Richard Hale is full of smart lads who act like total melts when they are in a school envoirment. Teachers are bullied by the absolute roasts that are given to them by the students which means they tend to leave in their first year . The school is also extremely poor as it struggles to even supply paper in some departments. Not to mention our attendance is also one of the worst in the county, due to the students sick of being in that bad of a educational envoirment. The headmaster is also doesn't know what he is doing and the senior leadership team is always moody. But overall the school is full of bright lads and banta. But I wouldn't recommend attending the school if you want a good education
Boy 1: I want to go to a school where I can learn
Boy 2: Wouldn't recommend Richard Hale then
Boy 1: Thought that school had 400 years of excellent
Boy 2: well you are wrong it's bad for education good for banta
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The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
Friend: who is your favorite vampire in Twilght
Me: Jasper hale all the way hun
Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
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