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A musical basically about a dude named Alexander who is friends with a Pelican named Hercules, he cheated on his lover and died but SoMeHoW his lover forgives him??
Alexander Hamilton: *ded*
Eliza: *oh well-*
Hamilton is a town in South Lanarkshire, in the west side of central Scotland. Its the fifth largest town in Scotland after Paisley, East Kilbride, Livingston and Cumbernauld and is 12 miles south-east of Glasgow and has a population of 49451 people.
It is also.....a dumping ground for alcoholics, junkies and idiots. Fights and poverty are all about the culture of our beloved Hamilton. Hotspots include Whitehill, Fairhill and Hillhouse were if into drugs and knifes then you should definatly take a wander.
The resident neds bring life to this tranquil place (a translator will be required to converse with these young gentlemen and ladies). Best place to mix with the people in Hamilton is at the renowned nightclub, the Hamilton Palace. Feast your eyes on such delights of barely clothed woman and techno lovin' lads...."Cattle market" I hear you say? Why, yes! And thats why we love it so.
So please come visit....
Come to Hamilton...It's a real eye-opener!
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The act of taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.
That bastard cheated on me! I want to give him an hamilton!
YOU HAVE BROUGHT GREAT SHAME UPON THE TOKIO WEIGHSTATIONARU! LEAVARU BEFORE I GIVE YOU A HAMILTON!
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Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.
"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."
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A kick-ass city in Southern Ontario that the majority of ignorant assholes like to call "stink-town" or some other lackluster and/or poorly faceted nickname. Although being the capital for major steel production (hence another nickname known as steel town), the air is clean, the trees are green, and the girls on our university and college campuses are hella fine. Hamilton is also home of one of the country's most reputable post-secondary institutions: McMaster University.
Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.
"Ah man, I spent the weekend in Hamilton and had sex with 2 chicks - at once!"
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1. A town in Tasmania
2. A city in Southern Ontario
3. Known as Steel Town or Ambitious City
I live in Hamilton and I hate it.
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Short for Hamilton Ackies (which is short for Hamilton Academic Football Club) which is rhyming slang for Pakis, which is short for Pakistanis.
"Fuck man, that guy stinks of shit and curry!"
"Fuckin' Hamilton."
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