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When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.
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To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!
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What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
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pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water
person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.
So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!