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An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
- How was the Croatian handshake?
- Very deep.
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Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.
"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."
Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!
#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered
#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly
#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin
The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."
P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.
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Handshakes with Snakes
Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered
#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly
#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou
Secretly, Chris likes handshakes with snakes because it's a nice way to bond with his friends, who enjoy secret handjobs.
#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered
#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly
#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou
The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.
As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.
"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
A handshake from the 1980's movie "Predator" between Arnold Schwarzeneggar & Carl Weathers - This handshake is so epic that it is thought to have given birth to Chuck Norris.
"Dillon" - You Son of a Bitch! Predator Handshake & Awesomeness commences....
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