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Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

by shitdood November 29, 2007

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handi

a handi is when a man cums all in a womens nose, and when she sneezes it looks like an avalanche of mt. everest. normally the girls nose is clogged for days afterwards, and when she has the sniffles the man thinks about how he's gonna do it again right after her nose clears up.

Don't give me another handi because my doctor said my nose cavities are unhealthy from cum overdose.

by Andi Heather May 21, 2008

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handy

just like a ham sandwhich but more flabby

Mr.conaghan wants to lick haileys big handy

by handy lovers November 17, 2007

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handy

To be good with a gun: a sharpshooter, for instance, could be classified as handy

Curley, a character from Of Mice and Men, was defined as handy due to his natural ability to shoot a gun well

by SWFC August 10, 2006

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handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 13, 2005

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handy

small skinny and like to suck on the cock

handy

by GOD October 17, 2003

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Come in Handy

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.

Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.

by AKACroatalin February 1, 2016

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